I Bet You Get A Free Bowl Of Soup, Huh?

Sure the font is all wrong, the neckline looks like Kevin Love is wearing two different uniforms simultaneously, and the numbers are too small, but the worst part of the Timberwolves new uniforms (not yet officially announced) is the multi-colored side panels. Look closely at the uniforms and you'll see that Minnesota has gone with various shades of green and grey on the sides a la the Milwaukee Bucks of the late '80's and early '90's. Not a good look then, and certainly not a good look in 2008.

Look closely at the picture of Clippers' coach Mike Dunleavy Sr. in the lower left-hand corner of the Jordan SI cover. Is Dude in the process of getting shot? And Sir Sid (Sidney Moncrief)? Loved him. Absolutely loved him.