Jingle:
A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Nordy!
A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?"
A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It's time for androgyny.
Here comes Nordy!
The Wild claim their new mascot is a he, but the photo evidence is inconclusive so we'll have to take the Wild at their word. In addition to its questionable gender, the Wild (by design) won't even disclose what kind of animal Nordy is. A bear? A fox? Dino Ciccarelli? Sorry, he can't be Dino...the mascot is wearing breezers (something Dino didn't like to do when he would get his morning paper).
We're not sure if Pat...oops, we mean Nordy...the bear, or fox, or whatever the hell "he" is will win over fan's hearts and be a hit at home games. We are certain, however, that when Jacques Lemaire is heard muttering "what a sally" on the bench, he'll not only be talking about Marian Gaborik, but also a certain androgenous and unidentifiable mascot.
Jingle:'Nordy' Unveiled as new Wild team mascot [Wild.com]
It's time for androgyny.
That's just Nordy!
Nordy's Official Wild.com Player Page [Wild.com]
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